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Fast Food Jokes, Restaurant Humor, Lunch Puns
(Because Food Fights Couldn't Be TOO Mainstream for Pizza Delivery Drivers, Unless They Stopped for Lunch!)
Warning: Proceed with Caution! Waiter puns, fast food jokes, and greasy humor may cause bloats of laughter.
| Restaurant Jokes | 2 | 3 | Italian Food | 2 | 3 | Pizza Jokes | Pasta Puns | Take Out Food |
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| Butcher Jokes | Steak Jokes | Beef Jokes | 2 | Pork Jokes | Poultry Puns | BBQ Grill Jokes |
| Deli Jokes | Burger Puns | 2 | 3 | Hot Dog LOLs | Ketchup Jokes, Mustard Puns | Herb | Soup |

Did you hear about the hamburger that couldn't stop making jokes? It was on a roll!Q. What is a vampire's favorite fast food restaurant? A. Murder King!Hulk Humor: Got angry at a chef in an Italian restaurant and gave him a pizza my mind

Q. Why couldn't the chef get into the Italian restaurant?
A. He had gnocchi.

Waiter: Sir, you know the food here is really bad, so why do you keep coming back?
Customer: Sigh, it reminds me of my ex-wife's cooking.

Waiter: Sir, you haven't touched your Jell-O?
Customer: Yeah, I'm waiting for the fly to stop using it as a trampoline.

Did you know that cannibal hitman prefer take-out food?

Q. Where do witches bake their cookies?
A. In a coven.

If zombies have to eat brains, does that make them obligate cognivores?

Q. What did the owner say when a psychic told him the spirit of an old Italian chef is haunting his restaurant?
A. No prolem. I ain’t alfredo no ghost.

Hulk's legacy will become a pizza history!

Did you hear about the waiter who was 6'8" tall? He handled all the tall orders.

Q. What did the restaurant call its promotional offering of one-cent noodles?
A. Penny Pasta.

Waiter: As you can see sir, we have a great selection on our menu.
Customer: Yeah, but please bring me a clean one.

Q. Where do Disney characters like to eat? A. Mickey D's!Food Pick-Up Line: Do you work at Little Caesars? 'Cause you're hot and I'm ready!Did you see the Will Smith movie about McDonalds? It's called te Pursuit of Happy Meals!

Q. Why was the floundering seafood restaurant allowed to cook its books?
A. There's no accounting for taste!

Customer: This chicken is nothing but skin and bones.
Waiter: Sorry sir, I didn't know you wanted feathers with that.

IHOP Customer: Waiter, will the pancakes be long?
Waiter: No sir, they'll be round.

Take-Out Restaurant Pick-Up Line: Biker dude wants a pizza her!

Foodie Laugh of the Day: I like to party, and by party I mean stay in and order pizza.

Customer: There's a cochroach on my steak.
Vegan Waiter: Yes sir, they don't seem to care what they eat.

Customer: There's a fly in the butter.
Waiter: Yes sir, that's a butterfly.

Customer: There's a worm on my plate.
Waiter: Yes sir, you ordered the wurst.

Q. What did the chef do when none of the restaurant's meals impressed him?
A. He made a last dish effort.

Did you hear about the restaurant critic who had no taste?

Customer: There's a fly in my soup.
Waiter: Couldn't be, sir. The chef used them all in the raisin bread.

Food Pick-Up Line: Is your body from McDonald's? 'Cause I'm Lovin' It!Q. Why do hamburgers go to the gym? A. To get better buns!I'll be Burger King and you're McDonald's. I'll have it my way & you'll be lovin' it!

Testy Pick-Up Lines: Are you on the menu at Mcdonald's, 'cause you're McGorgeous!

Customer: Waiter, there's a fly in my wine!
Waiter: Yes ma'am, you asked for a house red with a little body in it.

Customer: Waiter, there's a small slug in this salad.
Waiter: Sorry sir, would you like me to get you a larger one?

Did you hear about the new drive-thru restaurant for golfers? They insist upon putting greens on all their courses!

Customer: There's no chicken in this chicken soup!
Blonde Waiter: Duh, there's no horse in the horseradish, either.

Customer: Watch out! Your thumbs are in my soup!
Waiter: Don't worry sir, it's not that hot.

Customer: I found a hair in my turtle soup.
Dumb Waiter: Dude, really? That means the turtle and the hare finally got together!

Customer: This coffee tastes like dirt!
Blonde Waiter: Yes sir, that's because it was ground this morning.

Customer: Waiter, there's a dead fly in my soup.
Waiter: Yes, sir. Our soup is really hot.

Q. What is a pirate's favorite restaurant? A Arrrby's!Q. What do yu get if you cross a hamburger and a computer? A. A Big Mac!Q. Which style of food do pirates enjoy most? A. Barrrbeque!

Customer: Waiter, there's a fly in my soup.
Waiter: Don't worry sir, the spider on your breadsticks will get it.

Did you hear about the janitor at the fast food restaurant? He worked under the table.

Customer: There's a fly in my soup!
Waiter: Force of habit, sir. Our chef used to be a tailor.

The harried hamburger chef was so worried about the grill, that he put everything else on the back burner.

Customer: Give me a hot dog.
Waiter: With pleasure.
Customer: No, with mustard!

Customer: There's a spider in this glass.
Waiter: Yes sir, it keeps the flies away.

Pirates know that ye who talks with full mouth speaks ingest!

Q. Why did a fish become a waiter?
A. He liked when people tipped the scales.

Waiter: These are the freshest eggs we've had all year.
Customer: I'd prefer eggs that haven't been around that long...

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