Fast Food Jokes.

Q.
Why couldn't the chef get into the Italian restaurant?

A. He had gnocchi.

Waiter:
Sir, you know the food here is really bad, so why do you
keep coming back?

Customer: Sigh, it reminds me of my ex-wife's cooking.

Waiter:
Sir, you haven't touched your Jell-O?

Customer: Yeah, I'm waiting for the fly to stop using it
as a trampoline.

Did
you know that cannibal hitman prefer take-out food?

Q.
Where do witches bake their cookies?

A. In a coven.

If
zombies have to eat brains, does that make them obligate
cognivores?

Q.
What did the owner say when a psychic told him the spirit
of an old Italian chef is haunting his restaurant?

A. No prolem. I ain’t alfredo no ghost.

Hulk's
legacy will become a pizza history!

Did
you hear about the waiter who was 6'8" tall? He handled
all the tall orders.

Q.
What did the restaurant call its promotional offering of
one-cent noodles?

A. Penny Pasta.

Waiter:
As you can see sir, we have a great selection on our menu.

Customer: Yeah, but please bring me a clean one.

Q.
Why was the floundering seafood restaurant allowed to cook
its books?

A. There's no accounting for taste!

Customer:
This chicken is nothing but skin and bones.

Waiter: Sorry sir, I didn't know you wanted feathers with
that.

IHOP
Customer: Waiter, will the pancakes be long?

Waiter: No sir, they'll be round.

Take-Out
Restaurant Pick-Up Line:
Biker dude wants a pizza her!

Foodie
Laugh of the Day: I like to party, and by party
I mean stay in and order pizza.

Customer:
There's a cochroach on my steak.

Vegan Waiter: Yes sir, they don't seem to care what they
eat.

Customer:
There's a fly in the butter.

Waiter: Yes sir, that's a butterfly.

Customer:
There's a worm on my plate.

Waiter: Yes sir, you ordered the wurst.

Q.
What did the chef do when none of the restaurant's meals
impressed him?

A. He made a last dish effort.

Did
you hear about the restaurant critic who had no taste?

Customer:
There's a fly in my soup.

Waiter: Couldn't be, sir. The chef used them all in the
raisin bread.

Testy
Pick-Up Lines: Are you on
the menu at Mcdonald's, 'cause you're McGorgeous!

Customer:
Waiter, there's a fly in my wine!

Waiter: Yes ma'am, you asked for a house red with a little
body in it.

Customer:
Waiter, there's a small slug in this salad.

Waiter: Sorry sir, would you like me to get you a larger
one?

Did
you hear about the new drive-thru restaurant for golfers?
They insist upon putting greens on all their courses!

Customer:
There's no chicken in this chicken soup!

Blonde Waiter: Duh, there's no horse in the horseradish,
either.

Customer:
Watch out! Your thumbs are in my soup!

Waiter: Don't worry sir, it's not that hot.

Customer:
I found a hair in my turtle soup.

Dumb Waiter: Dude, really? That means the turtle and the
hare finally got together!

Customer:
This coffee tastes like dirt!

Blonde Waiter: Yes sir, that's because it was ground this
morning.

Customer:
Waiter, there's a dead fly in my soup.

Waiter: Yes, sir. Our soup is really hot.

Customer:
Waiter, there's a fly in my soup.

Waiter: Don't worry sir, the spider on your breadsticks
will get it.

Did
you hear about the janitor at the fast food restaurant?
He worked under the table.

Customer:
There's a fly in my soup!

Waiter: Force of habit, sir. Our chef used to be a tailor.

The
harried hamburger chef was so worried about the grill, that
he put everything else on the back burner.

Customer:
Give me a hot dog.

Waiter: With pleasure.

Customer: No, with mustard!

Customer:
There's a spider in this glass.

Waiter: Yes sir, it keeps the flies away.

Pirates
know that ye who talks with full mouth speaks ingest!

Q.
Why did a fish become a waiter?

A. He liked when people tipped the scales.

Waiter:
These are the freshest eggs we've had all year.

Customer: I'd prefer eggs that haven't been around that
long...