Q. Which kind of key does a locksmith use in a haunted house?
A. The skeleton key!
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What are Woo-Keys used for long ago and far, far away?
A. Unlocking doors on Kashyyyk. |
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Why don't locksmiths ever need to use GPS?
A. Because they always know the key lock-ations.
Q.
Why did the HR department honor the locksmith?
A. Because he unlocked the hiring freeze.
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Q.
Which pastry is absolutely irresitible to locksmiths?
A. Key Lime Pie.
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How did the locksmith explain his bad breath after lunch?
A. Ketosis. |