Q. What is a cheeky chimp's favorite holiday?
A. Ape-ril Fools Day!

Q. What is it called when chimps and baboons split hairs about correct word usage?
A. A matter of simian-tics.

Q. Which primate is both frugal and cowardly?
A. The Cheap Pansy

Q. Which kind of simian has the most powerful bite?
A. Chomp-panzee.

Q. What do you get when you cross an African Gray parrot with a Bonobo?
A. A Chirp-panzee.

Q. What do you call a big monkey that's really easy to fool and take advantage of?
A. Chump-panzee.

Q. Which kind of primate lives in a tent?
A. The Camp-panzee.

Did you hear aout the recent discovery of the missing link? Turns out it was a sham-panzee.

Q. Why are escaped chimpanzees always drinking in City Park adjacent to the Denver Zoo?
A. 'Cause there are monkey bars there.

Q: What is a hairy primate's favorite cookie?
A: Chocolate chimp!

Q. What do you call a big bonobo that likes to get bent?
A. Crimp-panzee. -

Q. What was left after a hungry community of primates broke into a bakery?
A. Just a few crumb-panzees.

Q. Which bosomy bonobo made it into the Playboy calendar?
A. Miss Ape-ril.

Q. Why did scientists launch Ham the Chimp into orbit in 1961?
A. So he could monkey around.

Q. What do you call the homeless ape in the orchestra's woodwind section?
A. Oboe Bonobo Hobo.

Q. Which cheeky rock band is still the favorite of bonobos and chimpanzee?
A. The Monkees.

Q. What kind of underwear do sexy bonobos wear?
A. Chim-pant-zies.

Q. Which type of primate sports a goatee?
A. Chin-panzee.

Q. What do you call a chimpanzee and a bonobo that share an Amazon account?
A. Prime-Mates.

Q. What is the difference between an imp and a chimp?
A. Not much. It's just a matter of simian antics.

Q. What do you call a community of primates that are great pals?
A. Chum-panzees.

Q. What do you call a disaster that is a particular risk to chimpanzees and bonobos?
A. A peril of monkeys.

Q. What do you have after a community of primates is hit by lightning?
A. Crisp-panzees.

Q. Which cheeky chimp movie put the audience to sleep in 1951?
A. Bedtime For Bonzo.

Q. Which type of primate is the flim-flam artist of the jungle?
A. The Sham-panzee.

Q. What do primatologists call a cowardly bonobo that avoids fights?
A. Chimp pansy.

Q. Why don't chimpanzees or bonobos speak English?
A. They just don't have the ape-titude.

Q. Why did the cheeky chimpanzee cross the road?
A. To get to the monkey biz on the other side.

Q. Which area at the zoo showcases bonobos and bees?
A. The ape-iary.

Q. What do you call a nosey chimpanzee that butts into everybody else's monkey businss?
A. Pry mate.

Q. Why shouldn't you get into a battle with renegade chimps?
A. They use gorilla warfare.

Q. What is a playful chimpanzee's favorite toy?
A. A bab-boom-orang.

Q. What do they call the bonobo marathon runner who only wins when it's pouring outdoors?
A. The raining chimp-ion.

Q. Which primate species wins every competition it competes in?
A. The Champ-panzee.

Q. What do you call the big ape who made the winning play in the Super Bowl?
A. Chimpion!

Q. Which primate was the last to get a ticket to the Super Bowl?
A. Chimp Fan Z.

Q. What do you call an angry baby chimp throwing a tantrum?
A. Furious George.

Q. What do you call a grouchy, crabby bonobo?
A. Grump-panzee.

Q. What do you call an unusually unintelligent primate?
A. Simp-panzee.

Q. What do you call a bonobo with a sprained ankle?
A. Limp-panzze.

Q. What is it called when random chimps fall out of the sky?
A. Ape-ril Showers.

Q. Where do chimpanzees pick up rumors about the bonobos living nextdoor?
A. Over the ape-vine.

Q. What do you call a fat, gassy primate flying from tree to tree?
A. Blimp-panzee.

Q. What was the primatologist growing in the university's experimental garden?
A. Chim-pansies.

Q. What do you call a hungry ape that prays for nacho flavor Doritos?
A. A chimpmonk.

Q. What do you call a viral video of a charismatic chimpanzee eating a banana?
A. Ape peeling.

Q. Which great apes enjoy eating seafood?
A. Shrimpanzees.

Q. What do bratty bonobos call the pigeon-toed primate to taunt him?
A. Gimp-panzee.

Q. Why did mischievous chimps ride the carousel at the amusement park?
A. 'Cause they just wanted to monkey around.

Q. What is a primate's favorite flavor of ice cream?
A. Banana Chocolate Chimp.

Q. Which primate species has a hard time making ends meet?
A. The Scrimp-panzee.

Q. What do you call a primate that can get you free tickets to popular events?
A. Comp-panzee.

Q. What is the first thing chimps learn at pre-mate school?
A. The Ape B Cs.

Q. Why did the chimpanzee cross the road?
A. He had to attend to some cheeky monkey biz on the other side.

Q. What do all the little chimps call their uncle's dad?
A. Gramp-panzee.

Q. What's inside a baby chimp's diaper?
A. Monkey pee, monkey poo.

Q. What are paleontologists calling the newly discovered primate specimen that could be the missing link?
A. Chimp Man Zee.

Q. What do you call a community of chimps that go hunting together?
A. Prey mates.

Q. Why did the thirsty chimp cross the road?
A. To get to the Monkey Bar on the other side.

Q. Where did the bonobo like to go sailing?
A. The Chimpan-Sea.

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