Where is a great place a pirate to get fast cash for all
the shrimp you don't need?
A. At the Prawn Shop.
Which herb does a gourmet pirate chef add to his meals?
A. A few sprigs of paRRRsley.
Q. What happened to the dancing pirate who went to the seafood-themed
A. He pulled a mussel.
Pirate Pick-Up Line: Aye
lady, your grapefruits aRRRe the cure for me scurvy!
What is a pirate's favorite cheese?
Why didn't the pirate eat on stuffing on Thanksgiving?
A. He was on a low caRRRb diet.
a Pirate Line: Aye laddie, come show me how ye bury
that giblet gravy.
How did the pirate feel on Black Friday morning after a
wicked night of drinking?
Where do pirates store their gherkins aboard ship?
A. In a pickle jaRRR.
What do you call a sticky nightmare about a pirate swimming
in an ocean of orange soda?
A. A Fanta Sea.
What does a pirate call two beer drinkers arguing about
A. Lager-heads at loggerheads about Loggerheads.
shoe salesman, a pirate, and a clown jog into a bar. The
bartender says, "What? Is this some kind of a joke about
Where do swash-buckling pirates go to get good and drunk?
A. The Sand BaRRR.
blind peg-legged pirate walks into a restaurant bar, a stool,
a table. Bar wench says, "We can sea-t you here."