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Q. Which candy do pirates like best? A. Sweet Tarrrts!
Q. How much is a pirate willing to pay for corn? A. A Buck An Ear!
Q. How are pirates and strawberry farmers different? A. A pirate buries his treasure but a farmer treasures his berries!
A guy thought he was drowning in Coca-Cola, but it was just a Fanta sea!

 


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Pirate Cuisine Jokes and Privateer Dining Humor
(Because Mess-Sea Food Puns and Groggy Drink Puns Could Never Be TOO Mainstream If You've Got Scurvy!)
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Q. Where does a buccaneer go out for dinner? A. Long John Silvers!Q. Which style of food do pirates enjoy most? A. Barrrbeque!Q. What is a pirate's favorite cookie? A. Chips Ahoy!

Q. Where do one-legged pirates like to eat brunch when they're ashore?
A. At iHop!

Q. Which kind of crackers do pirates like in their clam chowder?
A. Goldfish!

Q. Why do cannibals think pirates who have been in multiple shipwrecks taste best?
A. Yarrr! Because they prefer seasoned survivors.

Q. Where do pirates like to cook their shrimp when they're in Australia?
A. On the baRRRbie.

Q. Why aren't there any French delicacies in Davy Jones' locker?
A. Because dead men sell no snails.

Q. What's the difference between a hungry pirate and a drunken pirate?
A. One has a rumbling tummy and the other is a tumbling rummy!

Q. Where do pirates get their chocolate?
A. From the Carob-bean.

Q. Which candy do horny pirates hope to get for Halloween?
A. Sweet TaRRRts.

Q. What is a pirate's favorite kind of cookie?
A. Ships Ahoy!

Q. How much does a buccaneer pay for a tart?
A. The pie-rate.

Q. What do pirates usually order at Italian restaurants? A. Chicken Parrrmesan!Q. What is a pirate's favorite restaurant? A Arrrby's!Q. What is a pirate's favorite vegetable? A. Arrrtichokes!

Q. How do pirate chefs cook their pasta?
A. Arr dente.

Q. Which kind of cheese do pirates like best?
A. PaRRRmesan.

Q. What is the preferred breakfast cereal of pirates?
A. Cap'n Crunch.

Q. Which seafood restaurant chain was founded by a landlubbing pirate?
A. Long John Silver's.

Q. Which soft drink to nostalgic pirates miss most?
A. RRR-C Cola.

Q. What's a ghost pirate's favorite beverage?
A. Boo Tea.

Q. What is a sea pirate's least favorite vegetable?
A. Leeks!

Q. Which kind of potato chips do pirates prefer?
A. BaRRRbeque flavor.

Q. What did the lonesome pirate order at the seafood restaurant?
A. Sole.

Q. What do pirates like to put on their toast? A. Jelly Roger!Q. What does a pirate chef add to a plate to make it look nice? A. A Garrrnish!Q. Where do pirates keep their cookies? A. In a cookie jarrr!

Q. Which kind of handcrafted loaves are pirate bakers famous for?
A. ARRtisan bread.

Q. Why didn't the Arctic pirate get any sleep last night?
A. Because he accidentally plugged his electric blanket into the toaster and kept popping out of bed all night.

Q. What is a pirate's favorite green veggie?
A. AspaRRRagus, because it comes in spears.

Q. Which kind of vegetable do pirates that are into diet and fitness enjou most?
A. Mussel sprouts.

Q. Which kind of bottled water do pirates carry aboard ship?
A. ARRtesian well water.

Q. Why couldn't the pirate eat caRRRot cake?
A. Because he was on a low caRRRb diet.

Q. What is a sea pirate's favorite candy?
A. Salt water taffy.

Q. What does a pirate add to his peanutbutter sandwich?
A. Jelly Roger.

Q. Which fish do pirates like the most? A. The Swordfish!Q. Why do pirates love Thanksgiving? A. Because they get to carrrve the turkey!Pirate walks into a bar. Bartender: "Did you know there's a steering wheel in your pants?" Pirate: "Arrr and it's driving ne crazy!"

Q. Where is a great place a pirate to get fast cash for all the shrimp you don't need?
A. At the Prawn Shop.

Q. Which herb does a gourmet pirate chef add to his meals?
A. A few sprigs of paRRRsley.

Q. What happened to the dancing pirate who went to the seafood-themed disco?
A. He pulled a mussel.

Tasty Pirate Pick-Up Line: Aye lady, your grapefruits aRRRe the cure for me scurvy!

Q. What is a pirate's favorite cheese?
A. Chedd-AARRR!

Q. Why didn't the pirate eat on stuffing on Thanksgiving?
A. He was on a low caRRRb diet.

Pick-Up a Pirate Line: Aye laddie, come show me how ye bury that giblet gravy.

Q. How did the pirate feel on Black Friday morning after a wicked night of drinking?
A. Groggy.

Q. Where do pirates store their gherkins aboard ship?
A. In a pickle jaRRR.

Q. What do you call a sticky nightmare about a pirate swimming in an ocean of orange soda?
A. A Fanta Sea.

Q. What does a pirate call two beer drinkers arguing about sea turtles?
A. Lager-heads at loggerheads about Loggerheads.

A shoe salesman, a pirate, and a clown jog into a bar. The bartender says, "What? Is this some kind of a joke about La Feet?"

Q. Where do swash-buckling pirates go to get good and drunk?
A. The Sand BaRRR.

A blind peg-legged pirate walks into a restaurant bar, a stool, a table. Bar wench says, "We can sea-t you here."

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