Q. What did the mental patient ask his eye doctor?
A. Sometimes I just get tired of seeing things. Would it
help if I take off my glasses?
What did Old MacDonald say when he read the eye
What does an eyeball say when it has a fun weekend?
A. Eye had the time of eye life!
Fact of the Day: Optometrists are never short sighted.
Pick Up Line: Hey girl,
eye see you in my future.
says, "I can't see very far with these new glasses."
Eye doc points out the window and asks, "What's that
up there?" Patient says, "The sun." Eye doc
replies, "Well, how far do you need to see?"
What are Spocktacles?
A. Eyewear on the planet, Vulcan.
What did the optometrist say to the patient with three eyes?
A. Aye, Aye, Aye.
eye doctor told me I needed multi-focal lenses, but all
I heard was, "You are getting old."
Why did the eyeball learn so quickly?
A. Because it had an Eye IQ.