| Q.
Why is jazz the music genre most often used to set the
mood?
A. 'Cause it's so horny.
Q.
What classic rock band is a favorite of cows?
A. Moo-dy Blues.
Q.
What do cows like to do in their spare time?
A. Listen to moo-sic.
Q.
What did the cow say when she heard somebody playing the
guitar?
A. That's udderly good moo-sic!
Q.
What is a beef eater's favorite song lyric?
A. My grill, talking 'bout my grill, my grill.
|
Q.
Why is jazz the music genre most often used to set the
mood?
A. 'Cause it's so sax-y.
Q.
What charges were brought against the jazz musician who
groped a lady?
A. Sax-ual harassment.
Q.
What is the difference between a saxophone and a chainsaw?
A. The exhaust!
Small
wonder we have so much trouble with air pollution in the
world, if you consider how much air (and whatever) has passed
through saxophone players.
Pick
Up a Saxophone Player Line: Hey baby, do you believe
in premarital sax?
|
Figrin
D'an and the Modal Nodesis know that playing well in the
Star Wars Universe is a lot like throwing a javelin blindfolded.
You don't have to be very good to get a lot of people's
attention!
Q.
How do you put a sparkle in a spacy flutist's eye?
A. Shine a laser in her ear.
Q.
Why did the guy keep his meds in a jazz club in Harlem?
A. 'Cause the instructions said to store in a cool, dark
place.
Q.
Which type of underwear do Frisbee players wear?
A. Disc Jockeys. |
