Q. Why Does Donald Trump want to prohibit the sale of shredded cheese?
A. Because he wants to Make America Grate Again!

Q. What does sarcastic cheese say to its buddies?
A. Have a grate day!

Q. What did the cheese say after being attacked by multiple blades?
A. I've felt grater.

Cheesy Chat Up Line: Hey Brie, did you just say "Cheese?" 'Cause I have a big smile on my face.

Q. Why didn't the cheese want to be sliced?
A. It had grater plans.

Q. Why did cheese go to the museum?
A. To get a little culture.

Cheesy Come-On: Hey babe, have you been on the all cheese diet? 'Cause you look grate!

Q. What did the audience say to the cheesy comedian?
A. That's a Gouda one!

Q. Which secret society dictates cheese procedures?
A. The Halloumi-nati.

Q. When is cheese really hard to see?
A. When it's pasteurized.

Q. Wanna hear another gouda joke?
A. Never mind, it is way too cheesy.

Cheesy Come-On: Hey girl, you'd never have to question me, 'cause I'm not too gouda to be true to you.

Q. What happened when the Roquefort cheese factory exploded?
A. The whole area bleu up.

Cheesy Chat Up Line: Hey girl, is your name Cheddar? 'Cause you are looking extra sharp tonight.

Hulking funny come-ons seem gnormal, but that's Brie-cause everybody here is crackers!

Q. What did Brie say to Jack when he invited Colby along on a date?
A. Two's company, cheese a crowd!

Cheesy Pick Up Line: Hey hottie, are you a cheese pizza? 'Cause you certainly are one deep dish!

Q. What do serial killers always serve on Friday the 13th?
A. Scream Cheese!

Cheesy Come-On: Hello Miss, why just eat your curds and whey alone, when you could have your way with me?

Q Which stinky cheese is touted for easing lower back pain?
A. Lumbar-ger.

Cheesy Fact of the Day: Cheese puns actually are quite cultured!

Q. What do you say to racing cheese that comes in second place?
A. Cheddar luck next time.

Q. Why did the cheese lose the race?
A. Because it was Brie-hind.

Q. What are cheese puffs made of?
A. Wotsit matter.

Cheesy Come-On for Cheese Over 50: Hey girl, is your name Parmesan? 'Cause you're well-aged, just the way I like my cougars.

Cheesy Pick Up Line: Hey girl, are you Swiss? 'Cause I think we'd have a hole lot of fun together.

Q. Why didn't anybody eat the Swiss cheese at the church picnic?
A. Because it was holier than thou.

Pick Up Some Cheese Line: Hey fella, is your name Feta? 'Cause I crumbled for you.

Cheesy Groan of the Day: That last cheesy come-on did stink, but it was mildy funny.

Cheesy Hookup Line: Hey girl, wanna come over tonight to unwrap my gorgonzola?

Q. How do you know that you should go on a cheese-free diet?
A. When you need to cheddar few pounds.

Q. Which kind of great ape is actually made of cheese?
A. Gorgonzilla.

Cheesy Come-On: Hey girl, is your name Colby? Orange you the one for me?

Q. What do dairy cows eat up cheese jokes and Painful cheesy food Puns?
A. Because they like corn.

Cheesy Pick Up Line: Hey girl, our first date was gouda, but our next date will be even cheddar.

Q. What technique did the decorator use when he painted his wife with cheese?
A. He double Gloucester! (We gesso?)

Cheesy Point to Ponder: The history of cheese is full of holes, but it is still interesting in its own whey.

Cheesy Chat Up Line: Hey girl, are you Swiss? 'Cause when I see you, I say Holy Moly!

Q. What does thirsty cheese say to the bartender when it's ready for another drink?
A. Morbier!

Q. Why did the pirate clown leave the cheesy circus?
A. Since he only had one leg, he couldn't get his Stilton.

Cheesy Pick Up Line: Hey girl, I heard you don't feel so gouda tonight. Please feel cheddar soon.

The provo-bility of this cheesy come-on working is cheddar than 1 in 10.

Q. What do you call a truly cheesy comedian?
A. A laughing cow.

Cheesy Hookup Line: Hey girl, since you're mostly provolonely, why not brie my date tonight?

Cheesy Tech Tip of the Day: If you need pictures of cheese for your laptop, I've got enough to Phila-dell-phia.

Q. Which 1987 thriller film are cheese lovers still drawn to?
A. Feta Attraction.

Cheesy Hookup Line: Hey girl, are you an assorted cheese platter? 'Cause I'd like to sample every part of you.

Q. Where did the truckload of cheese from the factory stop first?
A. The whey station.

Mozzarella Pick Up Line: Hey Colby, you cheddar not be pulling my strings.

Cheesy Pun Fact of the Day: Yes, we realize that you may have heard cheddar jokes than these...

Cheesy Pick Up Line: Hey girl, you cheddar not miss out on the grater plans I have for you.

Q. What do you call a cheese with artificially curly hair?
A. Perm-esan.

Q. Why did the cheesy bully lose the fight with a stone?
A. Because the Roquefort back.

Q. Which 2001 movie was the cheesiest animated film of all time?
A. Muensters Inc.

Q. Why are French cheese makers considered so friendly?
A. 'Cause they always take the time to shoot the bries.

Cheesy Come-On: Hey girl, are you Mozzarella? 'Cause you are stringing me along.

It's gnormal to gnow cheddar is bedder.

Q. What did Parmesan say to Colby when he broke up with her?
A. Sorry, I'm just too mature for you.

Cheesy Hookup Line: Hey Brie you're cheddar off without Jack, so would you be my date tonight?

Colby walks into a bar. The bartender looks up and says, "Get out. We don't serve food in here."

Cheesy Come-On: Hey Colby, let's have a wheel fine time tonight.

Q. Which Hollywood film was the cheesiest 1993 legal drama?
A. The Pelican Brie.

Cheesy Pick Up Line: Hey big guy, are you a real Monsterella? 'Cause that's what cheese said.

Q. Which cheesy movie is the favorite of cheese pizza?
A. Pie Hard.

Q. How did the green cheesemonger do on his first day on the job?
A. Not too well. He bleu it.

Q. Which kind of cheese likes Star Trek Deep Space Nine?
A. Quark.

Q. How do you handle explosive cheese?
A. Caerphilly, because if it explodes de Brie will be everywhere!

Cheesy Chat Up Line: Hey Jack, you're like a fancy French cheese. Some people find your odor strong and offensive, but I know it just means you are high quality.

Q. Why was the white collar thief so bad at stealing from cheese shops?
A. He just couldn't Chaource the owners into giving him the loot.

Q. Why did the head cheddar maker resign?
A. 'Cause it was such a cheesy job.

Cheesy Hookup Line: Hey girl, let's get a whey tonight and spend the night at my cottage.

Well, Cheese Whiz? That last cheesy come-on gouda gone better.

Q. Which cheesy 1992 military drama do soldiers really eat up?
A. A Few Gouda Men.

Cheesy Chat Up Line: Hey girl, are you cheesecake? 'Cause you're so sweet!

Q. When should you smother a burrito in cheese?
A. In a best queso scenario.

Q. What happened when the air conditioner in the Velveeta cooler broke down?
A. There was a total melt down.

Q. What is a buff Wisconsin dairy farmer's favorite arm exercise?
A. Cheese curls.

Cheesy Love Poem: Edam was is red, French cheese is bleu, do I have parmesan to fondue you?

Q. What is smelly and really, really strong?
A. Cheese lifting weights.

Cheesy Chat Up Line: Hey babe, my cooking got so much better since I fondue.

Q. Why did the Greek goddess decide to stop eating cheese?
A. Because she was getting Feta and Feta.

Cheesy Pick Up Line: Hey girl, are you fondue? 'Cause it sure would be fun to do you.

Q. What did Roquefort say after hearing a funny cheesy joke?
A. Ha ha, thanks. You just Bleu my mind!

Q. Would a smoked cheese grow on a tree?
A. No, but an Applewood.

Pick Up a Cheesy Guy Line: Hey are yuu the Cheesemonger? 'Cause I hear you're grate in bread!

Q. Why won't the French cheesemonger laugh at these cheesy jokes?
A. Because he Cantal if they're funny or not?

Q. Do old cheesemongers ever die?
A. Nah, they just smell that way.

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