| Lost
Gnome Point to Ponder: Does Cheese need GPS, or does it
automatically know which whey to go?
Q.
How does a gnome order cottage cheese for lunch?
A. He uses the ala curd menu.
Cheesy
Come-On: Hey Gnirl, why
just eat your curds and whey, when you
could have your way with me?
Cheesy
Pick Up Line: By the whey
Gnirl, you curd never frighten my muffet away.
Cheesy
Hookup Line: Hey Gnirl,
let's get a whey tonight and spend the night at
my cottage gnome. |
Q.
What does a sarcastic gnome cheesemonger say to his competitors?
A. Have a grate day!
Cheesy
Gnome Come-On: Hey Gnirl,
is your name Colby? Orange you the one
for me?
Q.
Which kind of cheese provides road-side assistance to lost
gnomes in SoCal?
A. Monterey Jack.
Q.
What is today's garden gnome weather forecast for Wisconsin?
A. Rain and light Bries.
Q.
What happened when the air conditioner in the gnome's Velveeta
Room broke down?
A. There was a total melt down!
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Q.
What did the cheesy gnome comedian say when his act bombed?
A. Yes, I realize that you may have heard cheddar
jokes than these...
Cheesy
Come-On: Gnirl, are you
Mozzarella? 'Cause you are stringing me
along.
Q.
What's a cannibal gnome's fave cheese?
A. Limb-burger.
Q.
What do you get if you cross a garden gremlin with cream?
A. Muenster cheese.
Q.
Which kind of cheese does a garden gnome use to hide a horse?
A. Mascapone. |
