| Guy
is a fan of cheese, and he's got a big head, too.
Cheesy
Hookup Line: Hey girl,
do you love Edam? 'Cause your beaver seems rather backed
up.
Q.
What is a pirate's favorite cheese?
A. Chedd-AARRR!
Cheesy
Hit Up Line: Hey Brie,
I can last as long as mozzarella. |
Cheesy
Pun Fact of the Day: Yes, we realize that you may have heard
some of these stinking funny cheese joke brie-fore...
Q.
What can you do with a cheesy credit card?
A. Go on a spending Brie.
Cheesy
Chat Up Line: Hey girl,
I'm just raw milk, but give me a second look 'cause I'd
like to get pasteurize.
|
Gnome
doubt even the Swiss will poke holes in this cheesy pun.
Q.
Why did the Greek man finally stop eating cheese?
A. Because he was just getting Feta and Feta.
Curdled
Pick Up Line: Hey girl,
if I called you Swiss Miss, that is not at all
a cheesy come on. |
