Pirate Pick Up Line: Wanna come back to my home port and see my dock?

Pirate Chat Up Line: One aye on you, and a shiver went up me timber!

Pirate Come-On: Hey Lady, I bet ye can't find me buried treasure...

Pirate Hookup Line: Aye wench, come aboard, and I'll name me mast after ye.

Pick Up a Pirate Line: Aye, I see you are nearly up to ramming speed.

Pirate Pick Up Line: My lady, I'll let you in on one big secret. That's no peg leg.

Pirate Chat Up Line: Aye lady, your grapefruits aRRRe the cure for me scurvy!

Pirate Hookup Line: Ahoy Lass! How about we go back to me ship and rock the boat?

Pirate Come-On: Aye Lassie, me peg leg isn't the only hard wood around.

Pick Up a Pirate Line: Ahoy! So you're the new cabin boy, eh?

Pirate Chat Up Line: I'll be the captain, if you'll be my first mate.

Pirate Pick Up Line: Is your name Roger? 'Cause you are makin' me Jolly.

Pirate Hookup Line: Ahoy my lady! There's no fee to get a ride aboard me ship.

Pirate Pick Up Line: Let's just cut to the chase. Doth ye wanna hook up?

Pick Up a Pirate Line: Ahoy Matey! That's quite some treasure ye have there.

Pirate Pick Up Line: YaRRR! How 'bout I stick my cannon in your porthole?

Pirate Come-On: Ahoy wench! How about we get together to haul some keel?

Pirate Chat Up Line: Just because I wear an eye patch doesn't mean I can't see how beautiful you aRRRe.

Pirate Pick Up Line: Are you a pirate? 'Cause I'm wondering where you got that booty?

Pick Up a Pirate Line: Ahoy Lad, bring on the storm. I like it rough.

Pick Up a Pirate Line: Aye laddie, come show me how ye bury that treasure.

Pirate Hookup Line: Well, blow me down!

Pirate Pick Up Line: Lassie, not only do I have a ship, but it's a long one.

Pirate Come-On: They don't call me Long John Silver because my head is so big.

Pirate Rap Pick Up Line: My lady, I just met you and this is crazy, but I'm a pirate, so call me matey.

Pirate Chat Up Line: My lady, ye certainly put the shiver in me timber!

Pirate Come-On Line: All hands on deck!

Pick Up a Pirate Line: Ahoy Matey! Wanna take a ride in my crow's nest?

Pick Up a Pirate Line: Ahoy! Come show me how ye bury that treasure, lad.

Pirate Chat Up Line: Lady, I've sailed the seven seas, and you're the sleekest schooner I've ever sighted!

Pirate Hookup Line: I see ye are drinking a Salty Dog. How'd you like to try the real thing?

Pirate Come-On Line: Aye, that's the finest booty I've laid me eye on!

Pirate Pick Up Line: My lady, I'm just a pirate looking for some booty.

Pick Up a Pirate Line: Lad, aye'd like to wear your patch.

Horny Pirate Hookup Line: Aye, ye shall prepare to be boarded!

Pirate Hookup Line: Ahoy, wench! Would ye like the honor of scraping the barnacles off me rudderRR?

Pirate Pick Up Line: Aye wench! Ye wanna see me Davy Jones?

Pirate Chat Up Line: Wench, ye are guilty of being hot and I hereby sentence ye to walk my plank.

Pirate Come-On: I must be hunting for treasure? 'Cause I am really digging your chest.

Pick Up a Pirate Line: Avast Sailor! I've crushed thirteen skulls and crossed bones – between me thighs!

Pirate Chat Up Line: That puffy shirt looks really hot on you! Wanna search me for buried treasure?

Pirate Hookup Line: Well, just call me Landlubber, 'cause I'm about to plunder your Treasure Island.

Pirate Pick Up Line: I would swab your deck, any day!

Pirate Pick Up Line: My lady, how about ye and me sail the seven seas tonight?

Pick Up a Pirate Line: Aye, that's quite a cutlass ye have thar. What ye need is a good scabbard.

Pirate Come-On: Are you a pirate? 'Cause my treasure map is pointing right toward your booty!

Pirate Pick Up Line: Aye, have ye ever met a man with a real yardaRRRm?

Pirate Hookup Line: My lady, you can unfurl my sail any time!

Pirate Chat Up Line: Aye wench, how'd ye like to readjust me rigging?

Pick Up a Pirate Line: Ahoy Matey! I'd beat your armada any day.

Pick Up a Pirate Line: Lad Ahoy! Come dock in my port!

Pirate Pick Up Line: Ahoy! How'd ye like to sink my battleship?

Pirate Chat Up Line: Avast, my lady! Wanna know why my Roger is so Jolly?

Pirate Hookup Line: Ahoy! Let's weigh anchor!

Pirate Pick Up Line: Save a ship. Ride a pirate!

Pirate Hookup Line: Aye, the skull and crossbones won't be the only thing I'll be raising tonight.

Pirate Pick Up Line: I hope ye like it clean matey, 'cause I'm about to swab your deck!

High Seas Hookup Line: If you were mine, I would kiss your coral lips all day.

Pick Up a Pirate Line: Ahoy Sailor! That's quite a cutlass ye have there!

Pirate Pick Up Line: Ahoy! Wanna get swashbuckled tonight?

Pirate Come-On: My lady, me ship was sunk before I laid ayes on ye.

Pirate Pick Up Line: Me buried treasure lies in this pocket.

Pirate Chat Up Line: Nay, that's not an echo. Me parrot finds you lovely, too.

Pirate Come-On: Doth ye wanna see me parrot?

Pirate Hookup Line: My lady, wood you mind if I drop anchor in your lagoon?

Sea Pick-Up Line: Aye matey, what's a lass like you doing in an ocean like this?

Sea Pick-Up Line: Aye Lady, are you Ariel? 'Cause I have a feeling we were mermaid for each other.

Pirate Pick Up Line: My lady, aRRR you free on Saturday night?

Pirate Hookup Line: A good pirate goes down with his ship? Wanna go down with me?

Pirate Chat Up Line: Aye, you aRRRe the lass I've had my eye on.

Pirate Pick Up Line: Aye lass, but don't tell the other wenches 'cause we don't want to start a mutiny on this bounty.

Pirate Come-On: You must be a pirate, 'cause I am digging your booty!

Pirate Pick-Up Line: Aye my lady, wanna try it yawing style?

Sea Captain Chat Up Line: Why does your break say no when your heart says yes?

Pirate Hit Up Line: Nice poop deck! Ye care for a swabbin'?

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