Q. Which day of the weekend do felines think is absolutely purr-fect?
A. Caturday.

Q. Which day of the week has the worst temper?
A. Madder Day.

Caturday Pick-Up Line: Hey Dude, is your name Lion? 'Cause you are the mane event!

Q. Which day of the week do slackers look forward to?
A. Saturday... then Sunday...

Friday night is my Bud, but Saturday morning is my Bae.

Saturday Pick-Up Line: Hey baby, is your name Saturday? 'Cause I find you very relaxing.

Saturday Fact of the Day: The only decision you have to make today is whether to order a glass or a bottle. Cheers!

Q. What do you call more than one Saterdag?
A. Saterdae.

Sick Saturday Night Pick-Up Line: Hey there, if you were a transplant surgeon, I'd give you my heart.

Lazy Sunday Point to Ponder: If you slack off on Sunday, are you wasting the day or just really doing it right?

Q. Which day of the week do IHOP pancake cooks like the best?
A. Batter Day.

Winning Saturday Fact: Today is Saturday, so you deserve a medal for making it to another glorious weekend!

Q. When do gin rummy players get lucky?
A. On wild Saturday nights.

Weekend Pick-Up Line: Hey, is your name Saturday? 'Cause I've been dreaming about you all week.

Q. Where do cows go on Saturday night?
A. To the moo-vies.

Q. How do you become a superhero on Saturday night?
A. Rescue a guy named Jim Beam who's been trapped inside a bottle!

Q. How do you know you've had the best Friday night you could?
A. 'Cause you can sleep in as late as you want to or need to on Saturday morning!

Q. Which weekend day makes the most impact on the rest of the week?
A. MatterDay.

Saturday Time Travel Point to Ponder: Is there a pause button for Saturday Nights?

Q. Which day of the week was named after the Roman god of fun and feasting?
A. Saturn Day.

Q. Which Earth day of the week does another planet celebrate?
A. SaturnDay.

Q. How do you become a superhero on Saturday night?
A. Rescue a guy named Gallo who's been trapped inside a barrel!

Q. Which day of the week could potentially have rabies?
A. Baturday.

Saturday Laugh of the Day: I haven't been this excited about the weekend, since last Friday!

Q. Which weekend day is best for lazing around on your lazy ass?
A. Saturday.

Q. How is Saturday different than the rest of the week?
A. Saturdays are for multi-slacking instead of multi-tasking.

Q. Which weekend day do bald guys like best?
A. HatterDay.

Q. Which day of the week is Svengoolie's favorite?
A. Super Sci-fi Saturday Night!

Q. Where does a skeleton go to party after work on Friday night?
A. A hip joint.

Q. How do you become a superhero on Saturday night?
A. Rescue a guy named Breckenridge who's been trapped inside a self-driving Budweiser truck on I25!

Q. Which day of the week is a superhero?
A. Saturday! 'Cause it flew in to save us all from the workweek!

Q. How can you tell it was a brutal Saturday night?
A. Even Santa said it was "roof!"

Q. What did the gingerbread man put on his bed on Saturday night?
A. A cookie sheet.

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