Valentine's Day Jokes and VD Pick Up Lines 3

Funny Valentine's Day Jokes and VD Pick Up Lines
(Because Well-Loved Jokes and Beloved Puns Could Never Be TOO Mainstream on Valentine's Day!)

Valentine's Day Pick-Up Line: The only sweet thing I want this VD Day is a cutie pie like you.

Valentine's Day Pick-Up Line: Whoa! Have you been eating magnets? 'Cause I'm so attracted to you.

Valentine's Day Pick-Up Line: Hey Babe, do you believe in love at first sight, or should I walk by again?

VD Day Pick-Up Line: Bae, if you were my big toe, I'd bang you on every piece of furniture at my house.

Pirate Valentine's Day Pick-Up Line: I'm looking for treasure. How about if I check out ye chest?

Q. Why did the cannibal break up with his girlfriend on Valentine's Day?
A. She just didn't suit his taste.

Q. Why did the guy send his lady a Valentine via Twitter?
A. Because they were Tweet-hearts.

Valentine's Day Pick-Up Line: Hey Girl, do you like cats? 'Cause you're really purr-dy!

Q. What did one root vegetable say to the other on Valentine's Day?
A. You make my heart beet faster.

Valentine's Day Pick-Up Line: Babe, are you a florist? 'Cause I want to plant your tulips and my tulips together.

Q. What did the boy candy say to the girl candy on Valentine's Day?
A. We are mint to be together.

Q. What did the charged particle say on Valentine's Day?
A. I've got my ion you.

Q. What did the sheep say to his girl on Valentine's Day?
A. Ewe aren't too baaaa-d.

Q. What did the elephant say to his lady friend on Valentine's Day?
A. I love you a ton!

Bright Blonde Valentine's Day Pick-Up Line: Wow, did your family invent the airplane? 'Cause you look Wright to me.

Valentine's Day Pick-Up Line: Bae, text me, 'cause U and I B-long together.

Q. What do squirrels give each other on Valentine's Day?
A. Forget-Me-Nuts.

Valentine's Day Pick-Up Line: Babe, you must be Campbell's Soup, 'cause you're mm mm good.

Q. How can you save big money on Valentine's Day?
A. Remain single.

Valentine's Day Pick-Up Line: Hi Babe, do you like cats? 'Cause I'd like you to take meow-t tonight.

Q. What did the drone say to his lady love on Valentine's Day?
A. Honey, you are bee-utiful!

Q. Why did the egotistical blonde guy give his old girlfriend an orange on Valentine's Day?
A. Because she was lacking in Vitamin ME.

Q. What did the boy bird sing to the girl bird on Valentine's Day?
A. Let Me Call You Tweet Heart.

Q. Why shouldn't you give your heart to a pastry chef on Valentine's Day?
A. Because he'll dessert you!

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