| Q.
What is the philosophy of the hottest plastic surgeons?
A. If life gives you lemons, we can give you melons.
Q.
What did the man ask the x-ray technician after swallowing
some money?
A. "Do you see any change in me?"
When
the hospital gives you one of those skimpy gowns, you know
the end is in sight. |
Q.
Which salesman has the slickest line?
A. The rep for KY Jelly.
Q.
How much does a realtor need to know to sell vacant land?
A. Lots and lots.
Salesman:
That suit fits you like a bandage.
Customer: Yeah, I bought it by accident.
|
Q.
How do you describe a jocular sewage joker?
A. Pun Gent!
Q.
What did the plumber say when he broke up with his girlfriend?
A. It's over, Flo!
Q.
Why did the cop sit on the toilet?
A. To do his duty. |
