| Q.
What do you call a disaster that is a particular risk to
primates?
A. A peril of monkeys.
Q.
What do you call the primate that has the keys to the liquor
cabinet?
A. Fun key monkey.
Q.
What did Denver's 9News call it when monkeys hijacked a
Budweiser truck on I25?
A. A beer-haul of laughs. |
Q.
Which kind of primate has the highest testosterone levels?
A. The Masc'ed Men-key.
Q.
What do you call a big monkey that's really easy to fool
and take advantage of?
A. Chump-panzee.
Q.
What did the clumsy primate say when he slipped on a banana
peel?
A. Babe, it's looks like I'm falling for you.
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Q.
What do they call the monkey marathon runner who only wins
when it's pouring outdoors?
A. The raining chimp-ion.
Q.
What is the name of the psychic primate with so-so accurate
predictions?
A. Murk-key monkey.
Q.
What is it called when a group of monkeys gets lost in a
snowstorn?
A. Brr-all of laughs. |
