| Q.
What do you call a bar full of monkeys?
A. A beer-hall of fun.
Q.
What do you call it when a bad babboon comedian gets booed
off the stage at the simian night club?
A. A bore-all of monkeys.
Q.
What do you call a nude beach when unexpected monkeys arrive?
A. A bare-all of fun. |
Q.
What do you call the ridiculous outfit the monkey tried
on at Banana Republic?
A. Apparel of laughs.
Q.
What did the chic monkey say when her stylist suggested
highlights for her hair?
A. Streak no evil.
Simple
Simian Pick-Up Line: Hey there Bobo, let's go monkey around.
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Q.
What do you call a nosey monkey that butts into everybody
else's monkey businss?
A. Pry mate.
Q.
What is it called when a baboon goes for a spin in a tornado?
A. Monkeying around.
Q.
What does Satan call it when bad baboons perish in a brewery
explosion?
A. A beer-hell of laughs. |