Q. What do you call a fruit that doesn't take any crap from anybody?
A. Top banana!

Q. What do you call a hangun that looks lke a piece of fruit?
A. A bangnana.

Q. What did the banana say to the cheeky monkey?
A. Nothing. Bananas can't talk.

Q. How are cereal bananas and farmer;s cows alike?
A. They all get milked in the morning!

Q. If a crocodile makes shoes, what can you make out of a banana?
A. Slippers!

Q. What do you call a stick of dynamite hidden inside a piece of fruit?
A. A big bangnana.

Q. Why did the banana go out with a lemon?
A. Because it couldn't find a date!

Q. What is the easiest way to make a banana split?
A. Cut it in half.

Q. How did the mother banana spoil the baby banana?
A. She left it out in the sun too long.

Q. Where do bananas go to learn to be sweet?
A. Sundae School.

Q. Why do bananas need suntun lotion?
A. Because they peel.

Q. To a chemistry teacher, what is Ba + Na2?
A. Banana!

Q. Why did the banana go to the doctor?
A. It didn't peel too well.

Q. What currency do fruit use to make purchases?
A. Banana bread!

Q. Where do bananas like to go shopping?
A. Banana Republic.

Q. What do you call a banana motorcycle cop in California?
A. Banana CHIPs!

Q. Why didn't the savvy banana cross the road?
A. A sign said, "Slippery Road Ahead!"

Q. How do playful monkeys go down the stairs?
A. They slide down the banana-ster!

Q. What does a caped monkey superhero drive?
A. A banana-mobile.

Q. What is a chillin' banana's favorite song?
A. Mellow Yellow!

Q. What did the pastry chef say when a banana cream pie he made completely satisfies a tyrannical ruler?
A. It hit despot.

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