| Q.
Why did the lemon hide from the bully?
A. Because it was yellow.
A
lemon walks into a bar. Bartender looks him over and says,
"You know, I like you. You've got a lot of a peel."
|
When
life gives you lemons, just find somebody with salt and
tequila!
Q.
Why did the guy lose his job at the lemonade company?
A. He just couldn't concentrate!
|
Q.
What did the lemon say to the lime?
A. Sour you doing?
Q.
Which kind of lemon pie is the favorite of ghosts in Australia?
A. Boo Meringue. |
