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I starred in a stage show about puns. Actually, it was just a play on words!

A play on words.

Your pun about TV controllers wasn't even remotely funny.

Not even remotely funny.

Q. Why did the vampire tke up acting? A. It was in his blood!

Why did the vampire tke up acting

Q. What is the brain's favorite cable television channel? A. The Neural Network!

What is the brain's favorite cable television channel

Did you see the Will Smith movie about McDonalds? It's called te Pursuit of Happy Meals!

Did you see the Will Smith movie about McDonalds

Q. What is a chef's favorite dystopian movie? A. The Hunger Games!

What is a chef's favorite dystopian movie

Q. Which Tom Cruise film was about cooking A. A few good menus!

Which Tom Cruise film was about cooking A

Q. What show do pastry chefs watch on HBO? A. Game of Scones: All Men Must Die!

What show do pastry chefs watch on HBO

Q. What was teh transvestite rooster's stage name? A. Dawn!

What was teh transvestite rooster's stage name

Local news reported a crocodile was found in Denver! But nobody was surprised because the forecast predicted a cold snap!

Local news reported a crocodile was found in Denver

You might be from Colordo if you actually know South Park is a real place and not just a TV show!

You might be from Colordo if you actually know South Park is a real place and not just a TV show

Q. What is a dentist's favorite movie? A. Plaque to the future!

What is a dentist's favorite movie