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Q. How does a scaredy-cat answer the phone? A. Yellow?

A call for the scaredy-cat.

Please stop the cow puns! I'm calving nightmares!

An udderly terrible situation.

Q. What do you get if you cross an elephant and the abominable snowman? A. A Jumbo Yeti!

A jumbo-sized groan.

Q. What did the alien say to the feline? A. Take me to your litter!

What did the alien say to the feline

What did the religious owner of a pest control company say to inspire his employees? "Brothers and sisters, let us spray."

What did the religious owner of a pest control company say to inspire his employees

Two termites walk into a bar. One asks, "Is the bar tender here?"

Two termites walk into a bar

Q. What's worse than finidin half a worm in an apple? A. Spitting out the ohter half!

What's worse than finidin half a worm in an apple

Q. Why did the monkey like the banana? A. Because it had appeal!

Why did the monkey like the banana

Mooving Banana Joke: How are cereal bananas like cows? A. Both get milked every morning!

Mooving Banana Joke: How are cereal bananas like cows

Gorilla asks: Did you hear about the new banana diet? You don't lose much weight, but climbing trees is a breeze!

Gorilla asks: Did you hear about the new banana diet

Chimp asks: What kind of key opens a banana? A. A monkey!

Chimp asks: What kind of key opens a banana

Q. What did the banana do when he saw a monkey? A. The banana split!

What did the banana do when he saw a monkey