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Q. Where do vampires get all their jokes? A. From crypt writers!

Straight from the crypt.

Q. What do you call Dracula's car? A. A mobile blood unit!

What do you call Dracula's car

Q. Whare do vampires like to go fishing? A. In the blood stream!

Whare do vampires like to go fishing

Q. What sort of group does a vampire join? A. A Blood Group!

What sort of group does a vampire join

Q. What is Rhubarb? A. Celery with high blood pressure!

What is Rhubarb

Q. What do vampires think about blood transfusion? A. It's merely new fang-led nonsense!

What do vampires think about blood transfusion

Q. When does it rain brains? A. During a brain storm!

When does it rain brains

Chimp says: Ten years without brushing causes horrible tooth decade!

Chimp says: Ten years without brushing causes horrible tooth decade

Q. Who has the most dangerous job in Transylvania? A. Dracula's dentist!

Who has the most dangerous job in Transylvania

Q. What did the dentist say to the hockey player? A. You have nice even teet. Unfortunately, you're missing 1, 3, and 5!

What did the dentist say to the hockey player

Q. What did the werewolf eat after he had his teeth taken out? A. The dentist!

What did the werewolf eat after he had his teeth taken out

If you get a gift basket from a psychiatrist, it'll probably be shrink wrapped.

If you get a gift basket from a psychiatrist, it'll probably be shrink wrapped