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Q. Which famous movie diretor was native to a planet close to Earth? A. Martian Scorsese!

Which famous movie diretor was native to a planet close to Earth

The movie, Diarrhea – It's all over the place!

The movie, Diarrhea – It's all over the place

Did you hear about the constipated Wheel of Fortune player? He wanted to buy a bowel!

Did you hear about the constipated Wheel of Fortune player

Mime Mimes: Wow, Is It Boos-Day Again?

Mime Mimes: Wow, Is It Boos-Day Again

Q. What is an actor's favorite day of the week? A. Cues Day!

What is an actor's favorite day of the week

Happy Tubes Day!

Happy Tubes Day

Q. Why did the vampire become an actor? A. He wanted a part he could dig his teeth into!

Why did the vampire become an actor

Q. Why did the vampire act so batty? A. It was in his blood!

Why did the vampire act so batty

Q. What is Dracula's favorite circus act? A. He really goes for the juggler!

What is Dracula's favorite circus act

Q. Who does a movie star vampire get letters from? A. His Fang Club!

Who does a movie star vampire get letters from

Q. Why was the evening weatherman so worried? A. He was afraid the new meteorologist would steal his thunder!

Why was the evening weatherman so worried

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