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Q. What do you call a lizard that sings for Bad Boyz Records? A. A rap-tile!

What do you call a lizard that sings for Bad Boyz Records

Q. What do you get if you cross a crocodile and a rooster? A. Croc-a-doodle-doo!

What do you get if you cross a crocodile and a rooster

Q. Who gives crocodiles presents on Christmas? A. Santa Jaws!

Who gives crocodiles presents on Christmas

Q. What do you call an alligator in a vest? A. An investigator!

What do you call an alligator in a vest

Q. What kind of tiles won't stick on a wall? a. Reptiles!

What kind of tiles won't stick on a wall

Q. What did a grape say when an iguana stepped on it? A. Nothing, but it did let ut a litte wine!

What did a grape say when an iguana stepped on it

Q. What does a rooster ask for at the barber shop? a. A cock-a-doodle-do1

What does a rooster ask for at the barber shop

q. Why did the rooster cross the road? A. because chicks were on the other side!

Why did the rooster cross the road

Q. What does a rooster in London say at dawn? A. Cockney-Doodle-do!

What does a rooster in London say at dawn

The owner of the fair's winning rooster surely was cocky!

The owner of the fair's winning rooster surely was cocky

Q. Where does a rooster chef find recipes to crow about? A. In the Betty Cocker Cookbook!

Where does a rooster chef find recipes to crow about

Q. What name did the transgender rooster now go by? A. Dawn!

What name did the transgender rooster now go by