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Q. What do you call a religious crustacean? A. Holy Crab!

What do you call a religious crustacean

Q. What do you get if you cross a teacher and a crab? A. Snappy answers!

What do you get if you cross a teacher and a crab

Q. What do you call a lazy crayfish? A.Slobster!

What do you call a lazy crayfish

Q. Did you hear about the crab who partied at a seafood disco? A. He pulled a mussel!

Did you hear about the crab who partied at a seafood disco

Q. Where does seaweed look for a job? A. In the kelp-wanted ads!

Where does seaweed look for a job

Q. What do you call teams of eels who try to electrocute each other? A. A sucker match!

What do you call teams of eels who try to electrocute each other

Q. Why do oysters go to the gym? A. It's good for the mussel!

Why do oysters go to the gym

Q. What creature lives in the ocean, is grouchy, and hates its neighbors? A. A hermit crab!

What creature lives in the ocean, is grouchy, and hates its neighbors

Q. Why did a small fish go to Hollywood? A. To become a starfish!

Why did a small fish go to Hollywood

Q. What kind of horse enjoys swimming underwater? A. A seahorse!

What kind of horse enjoys swimming underwater

Q. What do you call seahorses that play competitive polo? A Leagues under the sea!

What do you call seahorses that play competitive polo

Q. What do you get if you cross a phone and a lobster? A. Snappy talk!

What do you get if you cross a phone and a lobster