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Q What do you get if you cross a turtle and a porcupine? A. A Slow Poke!

Q What do you get if you cross a turtle and a porcupine

Q. What do you call a turtle that poops a lot? A. A Turdle!

What do you call a turtle that poops a lot

Q. Why didn't the tortoise cross the road? A. It didn't have the turtle power!

Why didn't the tortoise cross the road

We attended a turtle puns class yesterday, but it tortoise nothing!

We attended a turtle puns class yesterday, but it tortoise nothing

Money comes in like a turtle, and goes out like a rabbit!

Money comes in like a turtle, and goes out like a rabbit

Q. Why don't tortoises ever forget? A. because they have turtle recall!

Why don't tortoises ever forget

Q. What is a sea turtle's favorite sandwich? A. Peanut butter and jellyfish!

What is a sea turtle's favorite sandwich

Turtle Pick-Up Line: On a scale from 1 to 10, you've got it all, because you're scaly!

Turtle Pick-Up Line: On a scale from 1 to 10, you've got it all, because you're scaly

Q. How does a turtle feel after being electrocuted? A. Shell-shocked!

How does a turtle feel after being electrocuted

Turtle Pick-Up Loine: You look shy? Let me help you come out of your shell!

Turtle Pick-Up Loine: You look shy

Turtle Pick-Up Line: Let's take things slow because that's the only speed I have!

Turtle Pick-Up Line: Let's take things slow because that's the only speed I have

The best turtle jokes are short and sna;;y!

The best turtle jokes are short and sna;;y