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Q. What do you call a fly without wings? A. Doesn't matter, he won't come anyway.

What do you call a fly without wings

Grasshopper enters a bar. Bartender says: "We have a drink named after you." Grasshopper: "You have a drink named steve?"

Grasshopper enters a bar

Q. Why is it better to be a grasshopper than a cricket? A. because grasshoppers can play cricket, but crickets can't play grasshopper!

Why is it better to be a grasshopper than a cricket

Q. What is green and can jump a mile a minute? A. A grasshopper with hiccups!

What is green and can jump a mile a minute

Q. What do you call an insect that jumps over cups? A. A glass hopper.

What do you call an insect that jumps over cups

Q. what is a grasshopper? A. a garden bug with a pogo stick!

what is a grasshopper

Q. What do you call a grasshopper that intensely concentrates? a. Focused Locust.

What do you call a grasshopper that intensely concentrates

Q. What do you call housefly and spider pals? A. Pest Friends.

What do you call housefly and spider pals

q. What kind of dog won't go into the men's room? A. A Ladybug!

What kind of dog won't go into the men's room

Q. why did the VW Beetle cross the road? A. Because he saw a ladybug!

why did the VW Beetle cross the road

Q. What is a mosquito's favorite sport? A. Skin Diving!

What is a mosquito's favorite sport

Q. Why don't vampires like mosquitoes? A. Bloody too much competition.

Why don't vampires like mosquitoes