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Q. What do crows wear on Halloween? A. Caw-stumes!

What do crows wear on Halloween

Q. Why do we make up really bad bird jokes? A. Just be caws!

Why do we make up really bad bird jokes

Q. How do crows do complex arithmetic? A. They use a caw-culator!

How do crows do complex arithmetic

Q. Why do ravens like pirates more than parrots do? A. Because their ships have crows nests!

Why do ravens like pirates more than parrots do

Q. When did paleolithic crows first encounter humans? A. During the crow-magnon period!

When did paleolithic crows first encounter humans

Q. How do you get a raven to stop calling? A. Take away its phone!

How do you get a raven to stop calling

Q. Why do common ravens like roosters so much? A. Because they crow!

Why do common ravens like roosters so much

Q. What do you get if you cross a rooster and a crow? A. Caw-caw-doodle-do!

What do you get if you cross a rooster and a crow

Q. What are common ravens afraid of? a. Scarecrows!

What are common ravens afraid of

Q. Why did the scarecrow win an award? A. He was out-standing in his field!

Why did the scarecrow win an award

Did you hear about the crow tat helped sick birds? He made house caws!

Did you hear about the crow tat helped sick birds

Q. What do you get if you cross a crow and a Cocker Spaniel? A. A Caw-cker Spaniel!

What do you get if you cross a crow and a Cocker Spaniel