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There are over 60,000 miles of blood vessels in the human body. No wonder I have tired blood!

There are over 60,000 miles of blood vessels in the human body

Drinking riddle: What do blondes and beer bottles have in common? A. They're both empty from the neck up!

Drinking riddle: What do blondes and beer bottles have in common

Chimp tells a bar joke: A dyslexic guy walks into a bra!

Chimp tells a bar joke: A dyslexic guy walks into a bra

A man with a lump of asphalt under one arm walks into a bar, orders a whiskey, and one for the road.

A man with a lump of asphalt under one arm walks into a bar, orders a whiskey, and one for the road

Q. When does a brain become afraid A. When it loses its nerve!

When does a brain become afraid A

Ghoulish Humor: I was thinking about a brain transplant, but I changed my mind.

Ghoulish Humor: I was thinking about a brain transplant, but I changed my mind

Q. What do you give a person with water on the brain? A. A tap on the head.

What do you give a person with water on the brain

Batman says: Broncos kick butt, not bat! Ouch! Go Broncos!

Batman says: Broncos kick butt, not bat

Q. Why do hamburgers go to the gym? A. To get better buns!

Why do hamburgers go to the gym

Q. What do you call a cabbage with a good body? A. Head and shoulders above the rest!

What do you call a cabbage with a good body

Q. What do you call somebody who finds jobs for cabbage? A. A head hunter!

What do you call somebody who finds jobs for cabbage

Q. What do you call a vegetable with PMS? A. A Cab Bitch!

What do you call a vegetable with PMS