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Q. What do you call dyslexic American cheese that's sad? A. Bleu Cheese

What do you call dyslexic American cheese that's sad

Q. What do you get if you cross a smurf and a cow? A. Blue Cheese

What do you get if you cross a smurf and a cow

Happy Hearse Day!

Happy Hearse Day

Q. What is brown and sounds like a bell? A. Dung

What is brown and sounds like a bell

Q. What do you get if you poop in your jeans? A. Dungarees!

What do you get if you poop in your jeans

Q. Why did the elephant bring toilet paper to the party? A. Because he was a party pooper!

Why did the elephant bring toilet paper to the party

Q. How do you fix a broken tomato? A. With tomato paste!

How do you fix a broken tomato

Happy Blues Day!

Happy Blues Day

Are You Loving Blues Day!

Are You Loving Blues Day

Q. What is an orange's least favorite day of the week? A. Juice Day!

What is an orange's least favorite day of the week

Roses are red, violets are blue, if he's usy on Valentine's Day, the side chick is you!

Roses are red, violets are blue, if he's usy on Valentine's Day, the side chick is you

Q. When do you go at red and stop at green? A. When you're eating a watermelon

When do you go at red and stop at green