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Have you ever tried to eat a clock? It's very time consuming!

A very time-consuming meal.

What do you call an overweight alien? An extra cholesterol!

What do you call an overweight alien

How do spacemen add more protien to their diet? They make it meteor.

How do spacemen add more protien to their diet

Gorilla asks: Did you hear about the new banana diet? You don't lose much weight, but climbing trees is a breeze!

Gorilla asks: Did you hear about the new banana diet

Q. What do you get if you combine Robin and Vita-Mix? A. Robin, the Bloy Blender!

What do you get if you combine Robin and Vita-Mix

Q. What does Batman do for exercise? A. AeroBATics!

What does Batman do for exercise

Q. What did the frog order at McDonalds? A. French flies and a diet croak!

What did the frog order at McDonalds

Q. Why do hamburgers go to the gym? A. To get better buns!

Why do hamburgers go to the gym

Q. What do you call a cabbage with a good body? A. Head and shoulders above the rest!

What do you call a cabbage with a good body

Q. Does an apple a day keep the doctor away? A. Only if your aim is good!

Does an apple a day keep the doctor away

Diet Joke: Q. When should you go on a cheese diet? A. When you need to cheddar few pounds.

Diet Joke: Q

ET Chef Says: "No thanks, I'm a vegetarian" is a fun thing to say when somebody hands you their baby!

ET Chef Says: "No thanks, I'm a vegetarian" is a fun thing to say when somebody hands you their baby