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Q. What do you call a cabbage with a good body? A. Head and shoulders above the rest!

What do you call a cabbage with a good body

Q. What do you call somebody who finds jobs for cabbage? A. A head hunter!

What do you call somebody who finds jobs for cabbage

Q. What is another name for Brussels sprouts? A. Cabbage Patch Kids!

What is another name for Brussels sprouts

Q. What does a cabbage outlaw have? A. A price on its head!

What does a cabbage outlaw have

Q. How does a farmer mend his pants? A. With a cabbage patch!

How does a farmer mend his pants

Q. What do you call a vegetable with PMS? A. A Cab Bitch!

What do you call a vegetable with PMS

Q. Why did the cabbage win the race? A. Because it was a head!

Why did the cabbage win the race

Dockyard: A Physician's Garden.

Dockyard: A Physician's Garden

Did you hear about the carrot detective? It got to the root of every case!

Did you hear about the carrot detective

Q. What did the rabbit say to the carrot? A. It's been nice gnawing you!

What did the rabbit say to the carrot

Crow Chef Asks: Which fruit do you eat when you're sad? A. Blueberries!

Crow Chef Asks: Which fruit do you eat when you're sad

How do you impress a baker when you're taking his daughter on a date? A. Briing her flours!

How do you impress a baker when you're taking his daughter on a date