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Q. What do you call a cow eating grass? A. Lawn Moo-er

What do you call a cow eating grass

Q. What is a three-season bed? A. One without a spring.

What is a three-season bed

Old Farmers Never Die, They Just Go To Weed.

Old Farmers Never Die, They Just Go To Weed

Q. What is the difference between one yard and two yards? A. A Fence!

What is the difference between one yard and two yards

A Girl Said She Recognized Me From the Vegetarian Club, But I'd Never Met Herbivore.

A Girl Said She Recognized Me From the Vegetarian Club, But I'd Never Met Herbivore

Q. What did the alien dandelion say to the earth dandelion? A. Take me to your weeder!

What did the alien dandelion say to the earth dandelion

Wildlife Pun: Male deer have buck teeth!

Wildlife Pun: Male deer have buck teeth

Did you hear about the dentist who planted a garden? A month later, he was picking his teeth!

Did you hear about the dentist who planted a garden

Q. What do Dalek farmers do? A. Germinate!

What do Dalek farmers do

Q. In New England, what do they call a deer with no eyes? A. No Idea!

In New England, what do they call a deer with no eyes

Q. In New England, what do they call a deer wit no eyes and no legs? A. Still No Idea!

In New England, what do they call a deer wit no eyes and no legs

Q. Why don't Americans eat snails? A. Because they like fast food!

Why don't Americans eat snails