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Q. Which plant likes Halloween the most? A. Bam-Boo!

Which plant likes Halloween the most

Q. What do you call a fat pumpkin? A. A Plumpkin!

What do you call a fat pumpkin

Q. What do you call wood when it's scared? A. Petrified!

What do you call wood when it's scared

Hulks Says: He broe his wife's garden figurine and now he has to break it to her!

Hulks Says: He broe his wife's garden figurine and now he has to break it to her

Hulk Asks: What is a great name for a gardener? A. Alonso Greene!

Hulk Asks: What is a great name for a gardener

Q. What do you call a bank that also carries gardening supplies? A. A savings and loam!

What do you call a bank that also carries gardening supplies

Hulk Asks: Who is the begetarian brother of Bruce Lee? A. Brocco Lee!

Hulk Asks: Who is the begetarian brother of Bruce Lee

Hulk Asks: What do you call a horny stoner? A. A Weed Whacker!

Hulk Asks: What do you call a horny stoner

What is the difference between spinach & boogers? Kids won't eat spinach.

What is the difference between spinach & boogers

Why Did the Farmer Quit? His celery wasn't high enough!

Why Did the Farmer Quit

Old Horticulturists Never Die, They Just Go to Pot

Old Horticulturists Never Die, They Just Go to Pot

Q. Why didn't anyone laugh at the gardener's jokes? A. Because they were too corny!

Why didn't anyone laugh at the gardener's jokes