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Gorilla Chef Asks: Did you hear about the mean sadistic chef? He bestas the eggs and whips the cream!

Gorilla Chef Asks: Did you hear about the mean sadistic chef

Ape Chef Says: Smoking will kill you and bacon will kill you, but smoking bacon will cure it!

Ape Chef Says: Smoking will kill you and bacon will kill you, but smoking bacon will cure it

One day, you're the best thing since sliced bread. The next, you're toast!

One day, you're the best thing since sliced bread

I have no idea how to raise chickens? So I guess I'll just have to wing it!

I have no idea how to raise chickens

Q. What grows up while growing down? A. A Goose

What grows up while growing down

Java Joke: Drinking Too Much Coffe Can Cause a Latte Problems.

Java Joke: Drinking Too Much Coffe Can Cause a Latte Problems

A guy got hit in the head by a can of soda. He was lucky it was a soft drink.

A guy got hit in the head by a can of soda

A guy hit another on the head with a pop bottle, killing him. In court, he said he was influenced by the song "Let's Get Fizzy-Kill."

A guy hit another on the head with a pop bottle, killing him

You might be from Colorado if you highly recomment the Rocky Mountain Oysters to your visiting in-laws!

You might be from Colorado if you highly recomment the Rocky Mountain Oysters to your visiting in-laws

Q. Why did the cookie go to the hospital? A. Because it felt crummy!

Why did the cookie go to the hospital

Q. What do you call cattle that tell jokes? A. Laughing stock!

What do you call cattle that tell jokes

Q. What do you call a cow without any front legs? A. Lean beef!

What do you call a cow without any front legs