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What goes "Ha,Ha, Ha, Plop? A man laughing his head off.

What goes "Ha,Ha, Ha, Plop

Did you hear about the hillarious locksmith? He had a keen sense of humor!

Did you hear about the hillarious locksmith

Q. Why do gherkins giggle a lot? A. they're picklish!

Why do gherkins giggle a lot

Q. What can you say about a painful mummy joke? A. It Sphinx!

What can you say about a painful mummy joke

Marathon pun readers suffer the agony of the feet, as well!

Marathon pun readers suffer the agony of the feet, as well

A butcher tried standup comedy, but he didn't make the cut.

A butcher tried standup comedy, but he didn't make the cut

PainfulPuns Says: Happy Punday!

PainfulPuns Says: Happy Punday

Q. What is Superman's favorite part of this joke? A. The Punch Line!

What is Superman's favorite part of this joke

Q. What did the vampire say after reading all these painful puns? A. They Suck!

What did the vampire say after reading all these painful puns

Alien Abduction: Can I be blunt? Join us for a hghly recommended laugh!

Alien Abduction: Can I be blunt

Green Alien Asks: Who performs a killer cannabis comedy act? A. The Grin Reefer!

Green Alien Asks: Who performs a killer cannabis comedy act

Green Alien Says: We are here for the blunt humor!

Green Alien Says: We are here for the blunt humor