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Q. What should you do when you see a green alien? A. Wait until it's ripe!

What should you do when you see a green alien

What did the alien say to the grower? Take me to your weeder!

What did the alien say to the grower

What do aliens put on their toast? Space Jam!

What do aliens put on their toast

Q. What is an astronaut's favorite keyboard key? A. The Space Bar!

What is an astronaut's favorite keyboard key

Q. What do you call a loony spaceman? A. Astro-Nut!

What do you call a loony spaceman

Q. What do aliens on the metric system say? A. Tae me to your liter!

What do aliens on the metric system say

How do you throw a party for an alien? You have to planet!

How do you throw a party for an alien

What did the alien say to the gas pump? Please take your finger out of your nose!

What did the alien say to the gas pump

Q. What did the alien say when he ran out of room in the UFO? A. I'm all spaced out!

What did the alien say when he ran out of room in the UFO

How do spacemen add more protien to their diet? They make it meteor.

How do spacemen add more protien to their diet

Two hydrogen atomes met. 1st: "I've lost my electron." 2nd: "Are you sure?" 1st: "Yes, I'm Positive!"

Two hydrogen atomes met

A photon checked into a hotel, but didn't need a bellman because it was traveling light.

A photon checked into a hotel, but didn't need a bellman because it was traveling light