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Q. What do you get when you cross Batman with a tree? A. Spruce Wayne!

What do you get when you cross Batman with a tree

Q. What happens when Batman and Robin fight a steamroller? A. They become Flatmand and Ribbon!

What happens when Batman and Robin fight a steamroller

Q. How is Batman like false teeth? A. He comes out at night!

How is Batman like false teeth

Batman's foe says: I'm thirsty. Kapow! Batman says: I'm Batman!

Batman's foe says: I'm thirsty

Q. Why did Batman flush the toilet? A. Because it was his duty!

Why did Batman flush the toilet

Q. What is the difference between Batman and a unicorn? A. Nothing, they're both fictional characters?

What is the difference between Batman and a unicorn

Q. What did Batman say to his friend who'd been AWOL? A. Welcome Bat!

What did Batman say to his friend who'd been AWOL

Q. Why did Batman get upset while playing cards? A. They kept saying the Joker is wild!

Why did Batman get upset while playing cards

Q. Where does Batman winter in Florida? A. Boca Baton!

Where does Batman winter in Florida

Once, an invisible man married an invisible woman. Their kids were nothing to lat, too.

Once, an invisible man married an invisible woman

Hulk Says: Chuck Norris does not take showers! He takes blood baths!

Hulk Says: Chuck Norris does not take showers

Batman says: Broncos kick butt, not bat! Ouch! Go Broncos!

Batman says: Broncos kick butt, not bat