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Q. Why were the hot air balloonists able to see the sun come up? A. because they were early risers!

Why were the hot air balloonists able to see the sun come up

A guy drove his expensive car into a tree, and found out how the Mercedes Bends.

A guy drove his expensive car into a tree, and found out how the Mercedes Bends

Q. What is fast, loud, and crunchy? A. A Rocket Chip!

What is fast, loud, and crunchy

What do you call alien spacecraft that goes from planet to planet? A. UF-HOE!

What do you call alien spacecraft that goes from planet to planet

Q. What do you do when you see a space man? A. Park In It!

What do you do when you see a space man

Q. Where does ET park his space ship? A. A Parking Meteor!

Where does ET park his space ship

Q. What o you call a Sith lord who likes to go fishing? A. Darth Wader!

What o you call a Sith lord who likes to go fishing

Q. What did one boat say to the other on Valentine's Day? A. Are you up for a little row-mance?

Love & celebrations

What did one boat say to the other on Valentine's Day

Q. What did the French chef give his love on valentine's Day? A. A Hug and a Quiche!

What did the French chef give his love on valentine's Day

Q. Why did a vampire drive on the highway? A. He was told it was a main artery!

Why did a vampire drive on the highway

Q. Where do tourist vampires visit when in New York City? A. Vampire State Building

Where do tourist vampires visit when in New York City

Q. What do you call it when high winds ruin your outdoor event? A. Uninvited gusts!

What do you call it when high winds ruin your outdoor event