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Q. Where do Alaskans keep their money? A. Fairbanks!

Where do Alaskans keep their money

Q. What do you call competition between energy compainies? A. A Power Struggle!

What do you call competition between energy compainies

Q. What do you call a chauffeur that drives you to under-the-bar dances? A. A Limbo Service!

What do you call a chauffeur that drives you to under-the-bar dances

Q. What do you need to become an expert mechanic? A. Fine Motor Skills!

What do you need to become an expert mechanic

Q. How did the lost Alaskan fishing boat captain get back on course? A. He Got His Bering Strait!

How did the lost Alaskan fishing boat captain get back on course

Q. What kind of bike does Santa Claus drive? A. Holly Davidson!

What kind of bike does Santa Claus drive

Q. What do you call a brothel at the North Pole? A. A Workshop!

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What do you call a brothel at the North Pole

Q. Why did Santa send his daughter to college? A. To keep her off the North Pole!

Why did Santa send his daughter to college

Q. What kind of cars do Santa's elves drive? A. Toy-otas!

What kind of cars do Santa's elves drive

Q. How does an elf get to Santa's workshop? A. By Icicle!

How does an elf get to Santa's workshop

Q. Where is Santa's most happy place to deliever presents? A. Idaho-Ho-Ho!

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Where is Santa's most happy place to deliever presents

Q. What do you call Santa if he also lives at the South Pole? A. Bi-Polar!

What do you call Santa if he also lives at the South Pole