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Ape says: I bought a pair of hiking boots in Colorado from a drug dealer! I'm not sure what he laced them with, but I've been tripping all day!

Ape says: I bought a pair of hiking boots in Colorado from a drug dealer

Wolf says: You might be from Colorado if you know the "Mile High Club" has nothing to do with Denver!

Wolf says: You might be from Colorado if you know the "Mile High Club" has nothing to do with Denver

You might be from Colorado if you joined the "Mile High Club: in the back seat of an SUV!

You might be from Colorado if you joined the "Mile High Club: in the back seat of an SUV

You might be from Colorado if you joined the "Two-Mile High Club" at the summit of Pike's Peak!

You might be from Colorado if you joined the "Two-Mile High Club" at the summit of Pike's Peak

Q. Where do crayons go on vacation? A. Colorful Color-ado!

Where do crayons go on vacation

Q. What do hikers drink in Colorado? A. Mountain Dew!

What do hikers drink in Colorado

You might be from Colorado if you don't drink and drive.

You might be from Colorado if you don't drink and drive

Alien says: In Colorado, if you don't like weed puns, you ganja have a bad time!

Alien says: In Colorado, if you don't like weed puns, you ganja have a bad time

Q. What do you call rude Canada geese in a Colorado park? A. @#$%^&*! And, Coloradans are pretty polite.

What do you call rude Canada geese in a Colorado park

Q. What do you call rude Canada geese? A. In Colorado, you know better than to call a goose!

What do you call rude Canada geese

You might be from Colorado if hail freaks you out so bad that you have a hard time getting a cab!

You might be from Colorado if hail freaks you out so bad that you have a hard time getting a cab

Ram says: Have you heard the story about a hill in Colorado? I just couldn't get over it!

Ram says: Have you heard the story about a hill in Colorado