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Q. How many visitors to an art gallery does it take to change a light bulb? A. Two. One to do it and one to say: "Oh, my 4-year-old could have done that!"

How many visitors to an art gallery does it take to change a light bulb

Q. How many assholes does it take to change a light bulb? A. None. Assholes never see the light anyway!

How many assholes does it take to change a light bulb

Q. How many biologists does it take to change a light bulb? A. Four. One to change it and three to write the environmental impact statement!

How many biologists does it take to change a light bulb

Q. How many brewers does it take to change alight bulb? A. One-third less than for a regular bulb!

How many brewers does it take to change alight bulb

Q. why did a gardener plant a light bulb? A. He wanted to grow a power plant!

why did a gardener plant a light bulb

Q. How many pothead does it take to change a light bulb? A. Screw it, we've got lighters!

How many pothead does it take to change a light bulb

Q. How many stoners does it take to change a light bulb? A. None. Lava lamps don't burn out, man!

How many stoners does it take to change a light bulb

Q. How many thought police does it take to change a light bulb? A. None. There never was any light bulb! Don't you remember?

How many thought police does it take to change a light bulb

Police officer: How high are you? Pot head: No officers, it's Hi, how are you?

Police officer: How high are you

If weed was legal, police could spend their time catching real criminals. Not ones that sit on their couch and eat snacks!

If weed was legal, police could spend their time catching real criminals

Pothead Gorilla Says: Saturday is the time for multi-slacking, not multi-tasking!

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Pothead Gorilla Says: Saturday is the time for multi-slacking, not multi-tasking

What does Chewie call Han when he uses weed? A. Han So-High!

What does Chewie call Han when he uses weed