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Q. Which musician writes songs about a country in the Himalayas? A. Nepal Simon!

Which musician writes songs about a country in the Himalayas

Q. What is a pirate's favorite country? A. Arrrgentina!

What is a pirate's favorite country

Q. Why did one pirate move to Russia? A. He wanted to become a czarrr!

Why did one pirate move to Russia

Q. How do you greet a Spanish pirate with a rubber toe? A. Hola Roberto!

How do you greet a Spanish pirate with a rubber toe

Q. Where do ships go when they are sick? A. The dock!

Where do ships go when they are sick

Q. Why did Cinderella get kicked off the team? A. Because she ran away from the ball!

Why did Cinderella get kicked off the team

Q. Why don't grasshoppers attend football games? A. They prefer cricket matches!

Why don't grasshoppers attend football games

If you're Russian when you go into the bathroom and Finnish when you come out, what are you in the bathroom? A. European!

If you're Russian when you go into the bathroom and Finnish when you come out, what are you in the bathroom

Q. What do you call a country where everybody is pissed? A. A Urination!

What do you call a country where everybody is pissed

Happy Tombs Day!

Happy Tombs Day

Q. Why is England such a wet country? A. Because the queen had reigned there for years and years!

Why is England such a wet country

Q. What goes up when the rain comes down? A. An mbrella!

What goes up when the rain comes down