| If
the clone has no hair, does that make it a wool-free sheep's
cloning?
Did
you hear about the cannibal scientist who perfected the
techinique for cloning? Now, he's full of himself!
Did
you see Venus and Jupiter this morning? It's great when
the strip club opens early!
Did
you hear about the duel participant who only showed up with
a pencil and paper? He proceeded to draw his weapon... |
Q.
Which tables don't math students need to study?
A. Dinner tables.
Q.
What do math teachers eat for dinner?
A. Square meals.
Q.
Do you know a statistics joke?
A. Yes, but it's mean.
Q.
Why can't atheists solve exponential equations?
A. Because they don't believe in higher powers.
|
Q.
What is a sleeping brain's favorite band?
A. REM.
Literate
Pick-Up Line: Hey smartie, you must be a librarian, 'cause
you just increased my circulation.
Q.
Who authored the new book, How I Deal With Stress?
A. Val E. Yum.
Q.
Why was the chronic LSD user fired from his job at the chemistry
lab?
A. 'Cause he kept dropping acid. |
