Denver Broncos Jokes, Colorado Critter Fan Memesumor 7

Denver Broncos Jokes and Animal Fan Humor
('Cause Spirited Stallion Jokes and Rooting Cow Puns Couldn't Be TOO Mainstream for True Blue 'n Orange Fans!)

White horse says: I'm ready for some football! Go Broncos!

Dog wearing team t-shirt says: tThere's no such thing as too much Orange. go Broncos1

Dairy cow says: Whey wouldn't you root for Denver? Go broncos!

Q. What do Broncos tailgaters say when introduced to new Denver fans?
A. Any friend of yours is a pal-o-mino!

Q. What do Denver Bronco fans say about Painful Puns that feature equines?
A. Neigh!

Q. Which NFL football team do horses, mules, burros and donkeys always root for?
A. The Denver Broncos.

Big dog fan says: Chiefs can't even KC me. Go Broncos!

Seahorse says: Just came in to sea the big game! Go Broncos!

Denver's Biggest Dog Fan says Giants Are No Big Woof!

Q. How is an NFL football ref at a Denver Broncos game just like a chicken?
A. Both have fowl mouths.

Q. Why can't Denver Broncos dance?
A. Because horses have two left feet.

Q. Which kind of big dinosaur played defense in NFL football?
A. The Bronco-score-us.

Cool cats are Denver Broncos fans. Me-Wow!

Chimp and wolf say: Go Broncos! Denver Fans Love You!

Q. Why did the chicken cross I25? A. She was a Mile High. Go Broncos!

Q. Why don't the Broncos ever play pre-season games in the jungle?
A. 'Cause there are too many cheetahs there.

Q. Why do the Denver Broncos have two mascots, Thunder and Miles?
A. To distract the fans from any horsing around during the game.

Q. Why do chickens think these Denver Broncos jokes are so funny?
A. Because they're made up from scratch!

Q. What do possums and Denver Broncos have in common? A. Both play dead at home and get killed on the road! Go Broncos!

Smiling Malamute Dog Fans Says: Go Broncos!

Q. What's the difference between a Denver Broncos hater and a carp? A. One is a scum-sucking bottom feeder and the other is a fish! Go Broncos!

Q. Why is it ironic when the Broncos play like possums?
A. Denver is im-possum-ably too high for opossums.

Q. What is a Colorado native's definition of derange?
A. Where De Broncos run wild.

Q. Which NFL football team matchup is always a winner for donkey fans?
A. Colts vs Broncos.

Denver's Biggest Dog Fan Says: Go Broncos. And I Mean GO!

Q. Which Broncos puns do pigs dig most?
A. The corniest ones!

Did you hear about the Denver Broncos fan who was hospitalized with 11 plastic horses inside him? Doctors report his condition is stable.

Q. Why did the Colorado dude ranch owner name his new white horse Flattery in honor of the Denver Broncos?

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