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Bowling
Pun of the Day: Gutter humor has its puns and cons...
Q.
What do bowling league lovers vow when they get married?
A. Let's never split!
Bowling
Pick-Up Line: Are you a
7-10 split? 'Cause I'd like to pick you up!
Alley
Pick-Up Line: Bowling is
the sport for guys who like to strike out with the ladies.
Bowling
Trivia: Did you know that the best football players are
super bowlers?
Q.
Where do basketball players get their coffee?
A. At Dunkin' Donuts!
Q.
Why do college basketball players get so excited when the
make it to the last hole in golf?
A. 'Cause they love the final fore!
Q.
Why did the basketball player sign up for a crafting class?
A. He wanted to learn how to make baskets.
Q.
Why are spiders such great basketball players?
A. Because they're all eight-footers!
Q.
Why don't baseball players join unions?
A. They don't like to be called out on strike.
Q. Why do the ladies love baseball?
A. Because diamonds are a girl's best friend!
Q.
Why did the baseball player decide to shut down his website?
A. It just wasn't getting any hits.
Sports
Point to Ponder: Low wage workers play basketball, tradesmen
go bowling, middle managers play softball, and CEOs play
golf. So, does that mean the higher you climb, the smaller
your balls get?
Q.
What happened when the lousy quarterback threw himself on
the ground in a fit of rage?
A. He missed.
Q.
What do you call the big monkey that scored the winning
touchdown?
A. Chimpion!
Q.
How are a crummy NFL football team and a zombie different?
A. One is the walking dead and the other gets killed on
the road.
Q.
What do you get when you cross a running back and the Invisible
Man?
A. Scoring like no one has ever seen!
Q.
Why do soccer players do so well in school?
A. Because they know how to use their heads!
Q.
Why is it a bad idea to have a soccer match in the jungle?
A. Because there are so many cheetahs there!
Q.
Why did the child soccer player bring string to the game?
A. To tie the game.
Q.
What didn't the athletic dog want to play soccer with the
neighborhood kids?
A. 'Cause he was a boxer.
Q.
What comes before tennis?
A. Nine-is.
Q.
Why did the guy tennis player break up with his tennis player
girlfriend?
A. Because they had very different definitions of LOVE.
Q.
What did the tennis ball say when it was hit?
A. Who's making all the racquet?
Q.
What's the difference between a waiter and a tennis scorekeeper?
A. One sets the tables, and the other tables the sets.
Q.
Why did the big ape spend so much time on the golf course?
A. He was perfecting his swing.
Golfer
Mishap: I was playing golf and hit two of my best balls.
Dang it, I stepped on a rake!
Q.
How many golfers carpool together?
A. FORE!
Q.
Why do golfers hate the game Hearts?
A. Because all they ever get are Clubs!
Q.
Why was the volleyball player kicked out of the party?
A. Because he spiked the punch.
Q.
How are volleyball players and lawyers alike?
A. Both try to avoid faults and pass the blame.
Q.
What do stylish ladies wear to the volleyball awards ceremony?
A. Spike heels.
Q.
Why don't boxers have sex before a fight?
A. 'Cause they just don't swing that way.
Q.
Why are boxing matches in Mecca so brutal?
A. Because they always use high jabs.
Q.
Why are guys with saggy pants bad boxers?
A. They don't like being belted.
Q.
What is a prize fighter's favorite dog?
A. The Boxer.
Q.
Why did a boy hang upside down from the dugout ceiling?
A. He really wanted to be the bat boy.
Q.
Which superhero is the best baseball player?
A. Batman!
Q.
How can you tell a window loves baseball?
A. It just falls to pieces when they meet.
Q.
Why was the nice guy such a lousy baseball player?
A. 'Cause he never got to home base!
Q.
What do you call a very slow skier?
A. A slope-poke.
Q.
What did the skiier say when his standup act was going downhill
fast?
A. There snow possible way these puns could be
more painful.
Q.
What do skiers get if they sit in the snow for too long?
A. Polaroids!
Q.
Why was the skier taken to the emergency room?
A. He hurt his ski bum.
Did
you hear the joke about the bad pole-vaulter? It never goes
over very well...
Q.
Why did the skydiving club suddenly disband?
A. Because they had an unexpected falling out.
Q.
Which golfer can jump higher than the flag?
A. All of them. Flags can't jump!
Q.
Why did the teacher jump into the swimming pool?
A. She wanted to test the water!