Vampire Pick-Up Line: Hey Girl, I'm a vampire in the streets, but a real devil in the sheets.

Q. Where do British vampires go to vacation?
A. The Isle of Fright!

Q. Where did viking vampires first land in the Americas?
A. In New Fangland.

Q. Why did a vampire join the circus?
A. To become an acrobat.

Q. What song do vampires sing on New Year's Eve?
A. Auld Fang Syne.

Q. How long did it take for two vampires to fall for each other?
A. It was love at first bite.

Q. What do you call a hungry vampire at a wedding reception?
A. Vampire, The Buffet Slayer

Vampire Pick-Up Line: Hey Girl, is that blood lust I'm sensing, or just lust?

Did you hear about the vampire musician who tortured his victims? His Bach was worse than his bite.

Vampire Pick-Up Line: Hey Girl, I wish you were a vampire so we could do some necking.

Vampire Pick-Up Line: Hey Girl, you sound British. I can show you a bloody good time!

Today's Fang Fact: Vampires are always on the hunt for their necks victim.

Q. Why did the vampire's musical gig at the cemetery go so badly?
A. Because the crowd was pretty dead.

Q. Why shouldn't you ever tell a teenage vampire to get a life?
A. Seriously? (Mortal humans can be so dumb.)

Q. How did the vampire fall in love with his wife?
A. It was love at first bite!

Q. Why did the blonde vampire try out to be a porn star?
A. 'Cause she had really big fangs and thangs.

Q. What do you get when you cross a vampire and a ghoul?
A. A hemogoblin.

Vampire Pick-Up Line: Hey Girl, I can make your heart beat again.

Q. How many vampires does it take to change a light bulb?
A. Seriously? As if vampires are afraid of the dark!

Q. Where does a vampire take a bath after a sloppy night out?
A. In the bat tub.

Q. Why don't other vampires like that cross vampire?
A. Because he has a very bat temper.

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