Vampire Jokes, Dracula Puns, Trivial Vampire Humor 6

Thirsty Vampire Humor = Bloody Funny Jokes
(Because Killer Humor and Immortal Vamp Jokes Are Never TOO Mainstream for the Lovely Ghoul Necks Door!)

Q. What does Dracula like for dessert?
A. Leeches and scream.

Q. What is the name of Dracula's new swanky new ship?
A. The Blood Vessel.

Q. Why don't witches go fishing?
A. Because they can only cast spells.

Q. What do you get if you cross a ski instructor and a vampire?
A. Frostbite.

Q. How does a hacker vampire kill its victims?
A. With a kill-o-byte.

Q. Why was the blonde vampire considered simple-minded?
A. Because she was a complete sucker.

Q. What do you get if you cross Dracula with Al Capone?
A. A blood thirsty fangster.

Q. What is a vampire's favorite craft?
A. En-graving.

Q. How does Dracula like his food served?
A. In bite-sized pieces.

Q. Why do vampires brush and floss their teeth so often?
A. So they won't have bat breath!

Q. Why doesn't Dracula have very many friends?
A. Because he's such a big pain in the neck.

Q. How can you tell a vampire is sick?
A. He's coffin.

Q. Who is a vampire's favorite superhero?
A. Batman!

Q. How do you get into a vampire drama school?
A. Just act supernatural.

Q. How do vampires recharge at work during mid-afternoon?
A. They take a coffin break.

Q. How much did the psychic know about Count Dracula?
A. A medium amount of information.

Q. Why do vampires just scare you for fun?
A. So they don't get board to death!

Q. What's the difference between a vampire with a toothache and a Colorado thunderstorm?
A. One roars in pain. The other pours in rain.

Q. How does a ghoul say goodbye to a vampire?
A. So long, Sucka!

Q. What does a vampire fear the most?
A. Tooth decay.

Bloody Funny Point to Ponder: Are elderly vampires long in the tooth?

Q. Which soup does a casual vampire chef cook with?
A. Scream of Mushroom.

Q. What do you get if you cross a vampire and aggressive Internet advertising?
A. A blood thirsty hacker.

Q. Why do computer scientists get Halloween and Christmas confused?
A. Because OCT(all)31=DEC(imal)25

Q. What did the vampire say after reading all these bloody funny puns?
A. "These jokes SUCK!"

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