| Q.
How did Yoda propose to his girlfriend?
A. He handed her a blunt saber with a smokin' hot
diamond ring on it and said, "Marriage, you wanna?"
Q.
How can you tell if you've toked too much of that blunt?
A. Is that even possible to do, or is that odd?
Q.
How many pot heads does it take to change a light bulb?
A. Yes, please pass the joint. |
Q.
How can you tell that you've smoked too much of that big
spliff?
A. You think everyone in the room is staring at you, but
you're the only one in the room...
Blunt
Pick-Up Line: Hey big guy,
is your name Pocket Rocket? Or, are you just happy
to see me?
Q.
What do stoners call a roach on the end of a toothpick?
A. Sticky stick weed.
|
Q.
Which weed song is inspiring when you've run out of rolling
papers?
A. Hits from the Bong by Cypress Hill.
Kush
Pick-Up Line: Hey Bae, do
you Pink Panther? 'Cause you're a real gem and
I'd like to steal away with you after we blow this joint.
Blunt
Boulder Bull Sh*t: Mork and Mindy were actually both
from Ork (A.K.A. Boulder, Colorado). |
