| Q.
How do stoners resolve arguments?
A. Instead of rolling up their sleeves, hey calmly roll
up some blunts instead.
Q.
What do you call blows from the Green
Hulk when he's angry?
A. Pot shots.
Q.
Why is The Hulk such a good Internet herb gardener?
A. He always backs up his sage! And, he bides his
thyme on Twitter.
Rockin'
420 Quip: Dude, this song smells amazing!
Q.
Why was the ghost's drug dealer arrested?
A. For possession. |
Q.
What is a little green man's weed source?
A. Mother Earth.
Q.
What is it called if you celebrate 4/20 by bluntly lighting
up a daily joint for a fortnight beginning on April 1?
A. On a roll.
Q.
Why do little green space men like working in Colorado's
legalized marijuana industry?
A. 'Cause there's no grass ceiling!
Classic
420 Quip: I'm high OFF life, in a green way!
Q.
Where do stoner Klingons store their leftovers?
A. In a Zip'loc!
|
Baked
420 Quip: I'm high ON life, in a green way!
Don't
you just hate it when somebody calls you a pothead?
And then, they hand you the coffee pot...
Q.
What did the investors from Las Vegas insist the high
rolling new pot shop be named?
A. High Stakes.
Q.
What sort of pics does a model stoner request from his photographer?
A. Pot shots.
Q.
How do stoner skeletons in Colorado get high?
A. Marrow-juana. |
