Q. Why don't skunks go Christmas caroling?
A. Because their singing really stinks.

Q. Why don't the other animals want the sheep to be their Secret Santa?
A. Because they give woolly baad gifts.

Q. Why don't crocodiles and alligators like the winter holiday season?
A. It makes them cold-hearted.

Q. Why do crows like to perch on top of the chimney on Christmas eve?
A. Be-caws it soots them.

Q. What does Santa bring for good little donkeys?
A. Whatever they ass for.

Q. Which animals never sing Christmas carols?
A. HumBugs.

Q. What do little frogs traditionally leave out for Santa on Christmas eve?
A. Cookies and hot croak-o.

Q. How much does Santa pay to park his sleigh and reindeer?
A. Nothing. It's on the house!

Q. What did the good little shark say to Santa Shark?
A. Sea you again next year.

Q. Why did Santa take 22 reindeer to Walmart?
A. What he was buying cost around 20 bucks, but he thought it wise to bring along some extra doe.

Q. Where do little lambs hang out at Christmas time?
A. By the Nativity set.

Q. What do playful little kittens call the Jolly Old St. Nick of the feline realm?
A. Santa Paws.

Q. What do Santa's little elves call a cow at the North Pole?
A. An Eskimoo!

Q. What do lady reindeer do while the guys are out with Santa?
A. They head down to the Elks Club to blow a few bucks.

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