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Q. Why are Christmas trees so bad at sewing?
A. They keep losing their needles.
Q.
What did Santa phone his shrink when he got to the South
Pole?
A. He was having a Bi-Polar moment. |
Q.
Why doesn't Santa have any kids of his own?
A. Because he only comes once a year, and when he does,
it's down a chimney.
Q.
What did the elves call Santa after he ate a brrr-ito and
a chilly dog for lunch?
A. Farter Christmas.
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Q.
How does Santa make his reindeer fly?
A. He gives them Red Bull, because Red Bull gives you wings.
Q.
Why did Santa visit a strip club?
A. Because all the Ho Ho Hos got him in the holiday spirit!
(Santa doesn't need Red Bull!) |
